Who doesn’t love a good ol’ romp in Microsoft Word? Oh, no one? No one loves a good ol’ romp in Microsoft Word? «Good ol’ romp» isn’t even a normal way to describe using Microsoft Word? Oh. Okay. Anyway, Word is awful, and not only because if you’re using it you’re doing (copying) homework or updating your resume — both very sad times when you question what you stand for and if you want to go full Wilson and live on a deserted island. Yes, I know Wilson is the name of the volleyball. Anyway pt. 2, here are some posts about Microsoft Word that we can all relate to.
I use Microsoft Word because my life is boring. I need the excitement of knowing my word processing application could crash at any time.
— Grayden McCashen (@gmccashen) October 11, 2017
using microsoft word
*moves an image 1 mm to the left*
all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
— lourdes (@gossipgriII) March 25, 2016
Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You’re the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
— Mark Leggett 🤷🏻♂️ (@markleggett) September 12, 2014
With all the messed up stuff in society, I hope you all find solace in the fact that Microsoft Word doesn’t recognize Kardashians as a word.
— Jean-Andre Moore (@2JonsIsMoore) October 9, 2017
*using microsoft word*
word: do you mean ethereality?
*types nad instead of and*
— Caroline Delaney (@SterileCarol) August 16, 2017
if you name doesn’t have a red line underneath it on Microsoft word, your parents weren’t original enough :///
— anj (@annjj__) October 3, 2017
NOBODY WANTS TO UPDATE YOU, MICROSOFT WORD. NOT A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 22, 2016
ME (typing): This sun–
MICROSOFT WORD: OMG Sunday? Did you wanna type Sunday? I bet u were gonna say Sunday here lemme finish that for u
— Jonah Cohen (@realjayco) October 3, 2017
A non-trivial proportion of my life is spent adjusting column widths of tables in Microsoft Word.
— damon muller (@damonism) September 29, 2017
Doing homework is so much more pleasant when I’m actually just watching Netflix with Microsoft word open in the background
— Sarah Roy (@sarahecsplojian) September 29, 2017
really, microsoft word?? pic.twitter.com/yk3Mr9BST0
— mac demarxo 🥀 (@pisspiggrandad) September 29, 2017
When you use the synonym tool in Microsoft Word to sound a lot smarter than you actually are pic.twitter.com/0yzoa7fAvp
— Mo_wad (@Maaouad) January 19, 2017
Why am I paying 9 grand a year to sit through lectures telling me how to change the font on Microsoft word
— WILL (@William_Priamo) October 9, 2017
my decision to tell microsoft word my name was ‘darth pumpkin the rat’ is backfiring horribly whenever i try to type ‘darth vader’
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 1, 2016
One day Microsoft Word will pay for the auto-formatting stains it has disgraced my files with, but for now I hover over the help menu & wait
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 11, 2017
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